I was nursing a baby and the baby was me.
She was tired so I put her on my shoulder and she started to drop off.
Then I got the idea of putting her into a 2 litre milk bottle, a nice cosy place I thought! The milk came up to her chest. She obviously found it comfortable and dropped off to sleep.
But then I kept having problems. I realised I had to take the lid off or she would suffocate. The milk was slopping into her mouth and making her cough, and I thought she might get chilled too.
I was walking round a tourist area and wanted to sit down for a coffee but I was too preoccupied with the baby.
Then I wondered how I was going to get her out of the bottle again. I would have to cut the top off.
But she looked fairly comfortable and was soon asleep so I left her there.
Dream edited for easier reading - JT, 2005
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